My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Making money selling stuff online is easy.
I just sold my homing pigeon for the 15th time!
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
Making money in the dog exercising business
When the flutist found out she was making less money than the cellist was making...
She wondered what the bass salary is.
They're making a movie about when Bruce Wayne loses all his money.
I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.
So I applied for a General Grant.
My dad kept talking and babbling about making money and it didn’t understand.
While he was talking, I finally said angrily “You don’t make any cents!”
My buddy works in a bar called Advice, and he is making a lot of money.
He gets really good tips.
This guy was making big money before he was arrested
About an 1/8 inch too big, which was kind of how they caught him.
Did You Hear? Amazon has been investing money into making the first real life Transformer.
People keep making fun of me for investing other people's money in comedy clubs
Why was the pastry so obsessed with making money?
He was was a dough-nut ;)
What d'you call the amount of money a fortune-teller can make in a month, making predictions? [OC]
Her prophet margin!
..Not sorry, I've got to build up my repertoire of original jokes before my daughter's old enough to groan at them.
As a single dad money can be tight. But even when I’m on a date and I know I’m not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.
I don't know how much money an assassin makes...
but I bet they make a killing!
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
Apparently people make money flipping houses.
I tried the other day but mine is far too heavy.
My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.
I think he’s just milking it.
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
I asked my fisherman friend, “How much money do you make for your catch?”
He said, “I don’t discuss my .....net worth.”
When you gotta make Music at 8 but wash Money at 10
My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.
People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor
How'd the crematorium owner make all his money?
How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?
Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.
Why don't dog lawyers make any money?
Because they are pro bone-O.
My friend is running for treasurer and needs to make an eight second video for the video announcing the candidates, any good quick money puns for that?
If you’re going to put your money on something, make it yeast
It will always make your dough rise.
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
Some people say that mega churches exist to make money
But I think they are all about the prophets
Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?
Because of the economies of scale.
A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
If money makes the world go round...
Nihilistic works of art don't make a lot of money....
Because its a Nietzsche market
The truth is that neither love nor money that makes the world go round
They always said if I wanted to make a difference, I should put my money where my mouth is.
I can really taste the change.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then i realised "am i really this shellfish"?
I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”
Then I noticed they were outside the mint.
So I was in class and my teacher said money makes the world go round
I know a woman who has committed herself to cleaning other peoples’ homes indefinitely, and makes a hell of a lot of money for it.
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Looking forward to the Fall, when I can make serious money gathering leaves..
To make extra money, my university professor makes all his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in suits, and sell them online.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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