I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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👤︎ u/rezikmon
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Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?

He is a sequintial artist.

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My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

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Taken for a ride
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I should make a comic strip about a child with a crippled imaginary friend

I would call it Calvin and Hobbles

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Daddy! My watch stopped
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This might be so old it's new again

A comedian backed by the Mafia was doing a show in New York. In the audience was group of foreign religious leaders, in town for a UN conference. Oddly, that group was very vocal in their heckling of the poor comic. Particularly vociferous was the Hindu leader from India.

Noticing this from offstage, the Mafia Don told one of his thugs to make his way to their section and menacingly "encourage" them that they should "shaddap already".

The thug asked the Don if there was one of the group who should receive... "extra-strength" encouragement. The Don replied "Yes. Weigh down upon the Swami ribber".

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👤︎ u/SQLDave
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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My new comic "Punguins". Let me know what you think! penguinproductions.org/co…
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👤︎ u/Drsmall
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This is why only dads make dadjokes
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👤︎ u/blazemongr
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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Being a dad now, I decided to practice my dad jokes in comic form. Got no love from /r/comics so I thought I'd try my luck.

I'm not here to make you laugh. I'm here to make you groan.

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👤︎ u/faschwaa
📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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Comic sans unexpected dad joke.

So I must start with stating that my friend is not a father (and does not want to ever be one). However that does not stop him from making dad type jokes. He is usually quick witted and this was the conversation that ensued.

Him - Telling my friend to fill in his tattoo space in comic sans writing. Overall just poking fun at how everyone hates that writing style.

Me - Stating "Well comic sans does have a point."

Him - replying "No comic sans doesn't have a point, it is round."

Edit - Thanks Diablo.

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