Mahli Puns

This is mah cheese, nacho cheese.

Found out we're expecting a few days ago, so I had to come up with a joke.

cream-ate them

A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked him if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for mah services before."

"Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

Dad: William.

A tractor

MahKneeeee

This had my family shaking their head and groaning all through the holidays. It's more of a verbal joke I admit.

A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.

Got the joke from r/memes

I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^

Toe knee

Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.

Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?

Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH

Me:

Dad:

Lady Gaga:

"Get into mAh belly"

Him: "is that from skiing?"

Me: "yeah, that's mah-ski-toe!" proceed to make mosquito noises