The rover killed the cat!
NASA proudly calls it ‘Curiosity’
The Mars rover recently found a dead cat
It was alive until Curiosity killed it
Rover finds life on Mars!
The new rover Curiosity discovered life on Mars tonight. A small group of creatures resembling cats was discovered unfortunately, the rover came down directly on top of the colony killing them. Even millions of miles away, Curiosity kills the cats.
Did you hear the one about the cat that got murdered by a Mars rover?
Curiosity killed the cat.
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity got there first!
That's very punny, Mr. President
Curiosity Rover carries Obama's signature to Mars:
http://i.imgur.com/afpXW8Z.jpg
NASA sent a Cat to Mars but it died.
Curiosity killed the Cat
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