http://sosrff.tsu.ru/new/shm.jpg (realtime)
https://i.imgur.com/J9fDAai.jpg (static capture for a record)
There seem to be around 4 to 5 per hour very regularly. The pulses appear to be relatively wideband noise pulses extending from around 2 Hz to around 28 Hz. I don't remember exactly when they started, but it seems like it's been more than a week now.
^* If I'm doing the math correctly, 4-5 pulses/hr = 4-5/(60 * 60) Hz = 1.111 - 1.388 milliHertz (mHz).
In 1915, in talking about the possibility of WWI explosions causing an earthquake in Italy, Nikola Tesla mentioned that the basic mechanical resonant period of earth is 1 hr 49 min. http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/1915-02-07.htm If I calculated correctly, that's 0.1529 mHz (1/(1.81666 * 60 * 60)). Eight times that is 1.2232, which is right around where these pulses are occurring.
If they were to occur at exactly 1.2232 mHz, what would happen? Could their frequency possibly change like that? Does anyone have any idea what's causing them? They seem to have been occurring constantly for about a week except for taking one day off (May 18). And they seem to be taking today off too (May 20).
Could they be related to the volcanic activity in Hawaii?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
