I made a spreadsheet of all the grassy plains in Scotland, but lost it when my computer crashed.
Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?
What did lady Macbeth say when she kicked her misbehaving dog out of her room?
I'm reminded of the time the King was saved in battle by his grandchildren
I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
At 5,714 strikeouts, Nolan Ryan is the king of baseball pitchers!
I wonder if he'll be overthrown...
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?
"I got a role in a production of Macbeth!" "Neat, which one?" "Yes! How did you know‽"
Thinking of holidaying in the highlands of Scotland?
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
Who is the greatest chicken-killer in all of Shakespeare?
Macbeth, of course, for he did murder most fowl...
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.
He is best known for the quote:
“Look on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”
What do you call the King of herbs?
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
Why is Scotland, one of the most secure countries in the world?
They have the biggest Lochs
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
What’s the name of Sweden’s sixth king?
What is the king of office supplies?
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle
That's why they call it "hippocracy".
Her: I think we need to break up. I’m sick of your addiction to Burger King.
Me: Fine. Have it your way.
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?
What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
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