Mac (computer) Puns

It's the Apple of my ice.

It was an Apple with tiny memory -- just one byte and everything crashed.

But it’s probably not PC enough for this sub

It has Windows.

They're calling it the Big Mac

It's called the MacArena.

A Big Mac!

(Too bad the place you get it from doesn't have much in the way of Windows.)

>!A Big Mac 🤓!<

Now he just has Mac and cheese

Return of the mac

It was an insomniMac!

In fact, they are famous for their big MACs

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who’s on first?" might have turned out something like this:

Bud Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Lou Costello: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: No, the name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: Your computer?

Lou Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: What about Windows?

Lou Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

Bud Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Lou Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

Bud Abbott: Wallpaper.

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/abbott-and-costello-meet-microsoft-windows/

We were playing music off of my roommates computer today, when another roommate asks him: "Do you have Adele?"

And I replied: "No, he has a Mac"