19 Hilarious M.2 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...

"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"

"umm... what?"

"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"

(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)

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👤︎ u/GladCricket

📅︎ May 28 2021

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I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....

It can't touch this.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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I'm meeting him at 2:30

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👤︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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👤︎ u/Superj89

📅︎ May 18 2020

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I recently watched "Nosferatu" for the first time. Interesting. Now, I'm checking out "Nosfera 2: New Berlin-ings".

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👤︎ u/stumpjungle

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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I'm gonna be positively shocked to see 2 updoots

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👤︎ u/Snowy_Ocelot

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Guy 1: "If my boss doesn't take back what he said to me, I'm leaving the company." Guy 2: "What did he say?"

Guy 1: "Leave the company."

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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When I was 2 my sister was half my age, I’m now 70, how old is my sister?

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👤︎ u/starwars-kid

📅︎ Aug 11 2019

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Windmill number 1 asked windmill number 2 “what kind of music do you listen to?” Windmill 2 responded “I’m a huge metal fan”

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👤︎ u/_crownseye

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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When people ask me what I'm doing in 2 months

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/Cabrego01

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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I’m excited for Joker 2.0

I'm Joaquin on Sunshine

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👤︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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I'm wondering, is the old *Person 1:'Is this [thing 1] or [thing 2] Person 2: Yes* a dad joke or a reddit meme?

Yes

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👤︎ u/PSozzy

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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I’m so happy, my 3 year old daughter is learning Dad Jokes! Went to our local Zoo today and 1/2 way around there is a cafe so I asked her if she wanted an ice cream... and she said...

I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...

Even better when actually a true story!

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👤︎ u/DannyGere

📅︎ May 11 2019

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I'm from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class

Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

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integration

(⌐■_■)

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👤︎ u/samus1225

📅︎ Aug 18 2018

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I'm a little low on money at the moment to buy Injustice 2. I plan on trading games back to GameStop even though I will get next to nothing for it. I'll even trade in my original Injustice game for it...

that's what I call poetic injustice.

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👤︎ u/Everwars

📅︎ May 15 2017

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Just finished a Lego set in less than 2 hours, I’m so proud of myself......

.........the box says 6+ years

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👤︎ u/StanleySkillz

📅︎ Mar 28 2018

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I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:

"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"

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👤︎ u/super_dork

📅︎ Jan 07 2015

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I'm watching Percy Jackson 2 with my daughters.

During the story of the defeat of Cronus, I paused the movie and said "Do you know how to get rid of Tartarus?"

"You go to the dentistus."

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👤︎ u/glt23

📅︎ Sep 18 2015

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