A list of puns related to "Luigi Lucheni"
βLuigi Lucheni proclaimed himself an anarchist but his military service in Italy and the context of events surrounding the murder of Sissi seem to conflict with this idea. Tension existed between Italy and the Austrian Empire and more importantly he wished to be recognized as a political martyr for his assassination of Empress Elizabeth. How are his documented political motivations reconciled in light of his simultaneous claim to be an anarchist?
Today is the tenth of September! MOASS almost definitely confirmed for today - because we're right back to where we started before an amazing earnings call triggered wash sale attacks and triggered blatantly corrupt media to post articles about how very much down GME is - despite being actually up! Look what this day brought us over the past years, and just imagine what that day will bring us in 2021! <3
Events
506 β The bishops of Visigothic Gaul meet in the Council of Agde.
1419 β John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy is assassinated by adherents of the Dauphin, the future Charles VII of France.
1509 β An earthquake known as "The Lesser Judgment Day" hits Constantinople.
1515 β Thomas Wolsey is invested as a Cardinal.
1547 β The Battle of Pinkie, the last full-scale military confrontation between England and Scotland, resulting in a decisive victory for the forces of Edward VI.
1561 β Fourth Battle of Kawanakajima: Takeda Shingen defeats Uesugi Kenshin in the climax of their ongoing conflicts.
1570 β Spanish Jesuit missionaries land in present-day Virginia to establish the short-lived AjacΓ‘n Mission.
1573 β German pirate Klein Henszlein and 33 of his crew beheaded in Hamburg.
1608 β John Smith is elected council president of Jamestown, Virginia.
1776 β American Revolutionary War: Nathan Hale volunteers to spy for the Continental Army.
1798 β At the Battle of St. George's Caye, British Honduras defeats Spain.
1813 β The United States defeats a British Fleet at the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812.
1846 β Elias Howe is granted a patent for the sewing machine.
1858 β George Mary Searle discovers the asteroid 55 Pandora.
1897 β Lattimer massacre: A sheriff's posse kills 19 unarmed striking immigrant miners in Lattimer, Pennsylvania, United States.
1898 β Empress Elisabeth of Austria is assassinated by Luigi Lucheni.
1918 β Russian Civil War: The Red Army captures Kazan.
1919 β The Republic of German-Austria signs the Treaty of Saint-Germain-en-Laye, ceding significant territories to Italy, Yugoslavia, and Czechoslovakia.
1932 β The New York City Subway's third competing subway system, the municipally-owned IND, is opened.
1936 β First World Individual Motorcycle Speedway Championship, Held at London's (England) Wembley Stadium
1937 β Nine nations attend the Nyon Conference to address international piracy in the Mediterranean Sea.
1939 β World War II: The submarine HMS Oxley is mistakenly sunk by the submarine HMS Tr
... keep reading on reddit β‘Proshot official recording from the previews from the Dutch production of Elisabeth das Musical. There are two proshots of this cast, one from 1999 and one from 2001.
https://archive.org/details/elisabeth-1999-netherlands-proshot
(You can stream and download it from that link).
Cast List:Β
Elisabeth: Pia Douwes
Death: Stanley Burleson
Luigi Lucheni:Β
Franz-Joseph:Β Jeroen Phaff
Sophie: Doris Baaten
Rudolf: Addo Kruizinga
Proshot official recording from a dress rehearsal of the original cast of Elisabeth das Musical. There are two proshots of this cast from this year, this is the one from December 26th 1992. There are options to watch the musical with embedded English subtitles and a version without any subtitles. The English subtitles are made by derschwarzeprinz on Youtube.
https://archive.org/details/elisabeth-1992.12.26-vienna-proshot
(You can stream and download it from that link).
Cast List:
Elisabeth: Pia Douwes
Der Tod (Death): Uwe KrΓΆger
Luigi Lucheni: Ethan Freeman
Franz-Joseph: Viktor Gernot
Sophie: Else Ludwig
Rudolf: Andreas Bieber
Max: Wolfgang Pampel
Ludovika: Christa Wettsein
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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