Lucy Goose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshBashNinja813
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My dogs started playing β€œLucy in the Sky with Diamonds”

Should’ve known since they are the Beagles..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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My sister Lucy keeps seeing things

I guess shes hallucynating

haha

end me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekmeesk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Maid Got Fired

I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Lucy. I asked her, β€œWhat was that for?" She replied, β€œCan’t forget my helper! Lucy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What would satin's name be if he was a furry?

lucifur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydramanium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a promiscuous woman from New Orleans?

A Lucy-Anna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My brother said he was good at being in disguise.

So dad said we should call him Lucy. Lucy in disguise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananahp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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This groaner works whenever a friend says;"Hey do you know who I ran into today"?

Friend: Do you know who I ran into today?

Me:who?

Friend:Lucy

Me: Oh, did it hurt?

Everyone involved:eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchrubfeels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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