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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echoknocks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Machiavellian3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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My mom said whenever I get married, I should do something low key

I told her my fiancee's family might not like the norse mythology theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batenzelda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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Have you heard of the Norse god of mischief? He doesn't like to talk about it, I guess you can say he's low key.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodoboy30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I low-key play bass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.

He'll never see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zooph
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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When planning a party my wife said we'd keep it pretty low key

I told her Loki's alright, but Thor's the pretty one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godzirrrraaa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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My birthday was real low key this year,

no Thor at all.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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She said Ant Mans suit was weird and thought it was low key

No babe, that's Thor's brother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjmcshane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?

Gotta be Low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMezzll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why does Loki have illusionary powers?

It allows him to be low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?

He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinzlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why didn't Thor's brother tell him he was coming over?

It was just a low-key visit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why is Thor’s brother not as famous?

Because he’s rather low-key!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyvernSlayer73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why does Loki have illusionary powers?

Because it lets him be Low Key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Have you seen Shakespeare’s β€œThe Pun”?

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flappybobjoe
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Thor has been really quiet through quarantine. I think he’s staying with his brother.

I heard it’s low key.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I'm proud of what I've done imgur.com/kZS93Pj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagsmoreos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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The door knob on my front door is two feet off the ground

It’s low-key annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GraciousTacious15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Thor’s brother once walked into a bar, but the bartender didn’t notice....

He was low-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.

The wedding was low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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If you get cold, just stand in a corner...

They're usually about 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?

That low key gave me chills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Thor's brother isn't that excitable

He's pretty low key

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My friend and I went to a party at Odin's place last night

It was really low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_That_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Everyone thinks Thor is so great...

It's because his brother is low-key....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afbat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Why did Thor stop teaching his brother how to play the piano?

He couldn't learn how to properly play in low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viva_La_Buymore
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Odin would be proud

Said tonight at our tabletop game night.

My friend- "I low-key hate this game" My wife without even thinking- "well I Thor-oughly enjoy it" I was so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samuel_Vader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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Why did Thor only invite his brother to his party?

He wanted to keep it low key.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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Someone leaked the prop notes for Thor 3

They have to use a lot of low-key lighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoma5nator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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About the newest Microsoft patch

Microsoft confirms that there's an issue with their most recent patch: it can corrupt Windows installations. A Microsoft developer by the name of Benedict [Last name withheld due to reddit rules] admitted that the code he wrote was faulty and could lead to corruption of some system files. However, Microsoft still recommends downloading the patch, since these cases are rare, and a tool that repairs affected installations will be available by tomorrow, and can easily be downloaded, since the faulty patch doesn't break any Internet features. Microsoft estimates that only 0.002% of Windows installations will be affected, and that on all other PCs, the patch does fix the bug it addresses. Although some sources on the net claim otherwise, Microsoft states that...

Benedict's Blunder Patch is low-key.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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Thor is a terrible singer....

...he could never hit the low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownVotingCats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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Dad...

Someone asked Thor "why his brother is always so quiet. " Thor responded "because he's just low key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lost_Sheep90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Just Dadjoked my daughter...

My birthday was coming to and end, and it had been a quiet day. She just asked me "Are you sorry it was a low key day?"

I replied "Well, at least I'm not Thor..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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Why cant anyone find Loki?

Because he is low-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcusbolt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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How does the god of mischief perform his deeds?

Low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNitsua
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it...

I guess you could say I'm low-key!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My uncle died, he was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCancerousMeme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why was Thor mad at the guy quietly chilling at the other side of the bar?

He was too low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divB_is_zero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't really like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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