I told her my fiancee's family might not like the norse mythology theme
He'll never see it.
I told her Loki's alright, but Thor's the pretty one
no Thor at all.
No babe, that's Thor's brother
He kept things pretty low key.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Gotta be Low key
His funeral was very low key
It allows him to be low-key.
He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)
It was just a low-key visit
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
Because he’s rather low-key!
Because it lets him be Low Key.
It’s a play on words.
I heard it’s low key.
It’s low-key annoying
He was low-key
The wedding was low key.
They're usually about 90 degrees.
If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?
I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.
I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?
I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.
I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.
I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"
I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".
If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?
If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?
My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.
I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.
Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.
Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.
You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"
A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p
... keep reading on reddit ➡That low key gave me chills
He's pretty low key
It was really low key.
It's because his brother is low-key....
He couldn't learn how to properly play in low key.
Said tonight at our tabletop game night.
My friend- "I low-key hate this game" My wife without even thinking- "well I Thor-oughly enjoy it" I was so proud
He wanted to keep it low key.
They have to use a lot of low-key lighting.
Microsoft confirms that there's an issue with their most recent patch: it can corrupt Windows installations. A Microsoft developer by the name of Benedict [Last name withheld due to reddit rules] admitted that the code he wrote was faulty and could lead to corruption of some system files. However, Microsoft still recommends downloading the patch, since these cases are rare, and a tool that repairs affected installations will be available by tomorrow, and can easily be downloaded, since the faulty patch doesn't break any Internet features. Microsoft estimates that only 0.002% of Windows installations will be affected, and that on all other PCs, the patch does fix the bug it addresses. Although some sources on the net claim otherwise, Microsoft states that...
Benedict's Blunder Patch is low-key.
...he could never hit the low key.
Someone asked Thor "why his brother is always so quiet. " Thor responded "because he's just low key"
My birthday was coming to and end, and it had been a quiet day. She just asked me "Are you sorry it was a low key day?"
I replied "Well, at least I'm not Thor..."
It's quite a low key appearance
Low key
I guess you could say I'm low-key.
I guess you could say I'm low-key!
His funeral was very low-key.
He was too low key.
I guess you could say I'm low-key.
