Hej r/denmark, jeg (26M) står i den situation at jeg er kommet til at love at stille lejlighed til rådighed for en drinks aften med tre af mine veninder.

Jeg er lige gået fra min kæreste og har aldrig rigtig afholdt nogle ting før alene, andet end nogle øl med gutterne, så er ret nervøs over at skulle afholde det her.

Jeg kunne godt tænke mig nogle råd til hvordan jeg rent praktisk får lavet en hyggelig stemning, så det ikke oser alt for meget af ungkarl.

Skal jeg finde stearinlys og have levende lys? Købe nogle blomster til dekoration? Musik?

Har selvfølgelig tænkt at rydde op og gøre ordenligt rent, men er der andre ting jeg skal have i tankerne?

Håber i har nogle gode råd, så vi kan få en hyggeligt aften! :)

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

UPDATED January 11nd, 2022

Here is a compilation list of music/songs I've noticed so far:

Ape-Made Music/Songs:

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Hello there everyone!

The Khiphop awards for 2021 are almost just around the corner and before the nominees get revealed I would like to know about YOUR awards. Who in your opinion had the best album? Who was your absolute favorite artist of the year? Which album did you think deserved more recognition etc.

I based the awards on the same awards for the Khiphop awards + most underrated Album

And with that, here are mine:

Artist Of The Year

🥇 ASH ISLAND

🥈Don Mills

🥉 Jay Park

New Artist Of The Year

🥇 Royal 44

🥈Touch The Sky

🥉 SINCE

Album Of The Year

🥇 CHANGMO - UNDERGROUND ROCKSTAR

🥈ASH ISLAND - ISLAND

🥉 GRAY - grayground

Track Of The Year:

🥇 The Quiett, Simon Dominic, Nucksal, Jay Park, Loco, pH-1, CHANGMO, YUMDDA - Mentors (Prod. Way Ched, WOOGIE)

🥈Touch The Sky - Red Light (Feat. BIG Naughty) (Prod. CODE KUNST)

🥉 Khundi Panda, Son Simba, UNE, CHOILB, BewhY, Viann - Hereby

R&B Album Of The Year

🥇 Babylon - hardy

🥈LeeHi - 4 ONLY

🥉 HEIZE - HAPPEN

R&B Track Of The Year

🥇Babylon - Like Song (Feat. Jay Park)

🥈 LeeHi - Intentions

🥉 Horim - SECRET LOVE REMIX (Feat. Chancellor, Damo, Brwn, Knave, Jhnovr)

Producer of The Year

🥇GRAY

🥈TOIL

🥉 dress

Collaboration Of The Year

🥇CODE CLEAR

🥈Mirani - Achoo REMIX

🥉 Babylon - Going In

Music Video Of The Year

🥇 lIlBOI & Wonstein - FRIENDS

🥈EPIK HIGH - Rosario (Feat. CL, Zico)

🥉 B.O.T.B

Label Off The Year

🥇DEJAVU GROUP

🥈Yng & Rich Records

🥉 Ambition Musik

Underrated Album Of The Year

🥇 DEJAVU GROUP - Wrote This Tomorrow

🥈S.U.S.D - 1 DAY 4 SURE

🥉 MBA Neal - Black Gradation

What do you think? What would you change? What are your picks? Please let me know and thank you so much!

[Removed]

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Last February, I posted a song named travelling the tundra for this adventure. I was like… I made this for my home game, why not share it. You guys loved it, supported me, gave me your love and you made me fall in love with my passion and my craft once again.

For that I couldn’t be more grateful.

Today, youtube send me my review since I started. I’m currently sitting on 920 sub, 50k plays and 334k of minutes played. Those 920 subs represent 10% of the people who use my music for their own game.

I am without words. Never I could have imagined to have such an impact. I do not come from much, and when I think of all this, water comes to my eyes. Thank you for the support and the love, thank you for everything and I am very touched by your love and i am very grateful to be a part of each and everyone’s stories/games.

Here’s the twitter post I made earlier with the youtube screenshot : https://twitter.com/mab_musik/status/1470844095358722048?s=21

Here’s the first video I uploaded ever : https://youtu.be/pvDpL3Xxy3w