Shore leave continues. The band gets back together after far too long. Hope you enjoy!
Next chapter I'm targeting Monday or Tuesday. Enjoy the weekend folks!
A Terran Space Story: Academy Days
Chapter 92: Nyx Station Shenanigans
10:15 Biltmore Resort - Room 814
John woke up, rolled over, and began staring at the ceiling. He cursed at himself for passing out. He presumed Alice was moderately annoyed since she didn’t cover him with any covers. John smiled and gently got off the bed. He wrote a note that said, ‘Sorry about that and I love you. In the gym.’
He leaned over and kissed her forehead. John switched into some athletic leisure wear and quietly crept out of the room. The one very nice thing about the hotel they were staying in was the facilities. There were two incredibly nice restaurants, a nightclub, and a bar. There was also a waterpark, several pools, saunas, hot tubs, and various other water-based entertainment activities.
The one John was most interested in though was their gymnasium. It was about a third of the size of what he was used to at the academy, but it was far better than any other station or ship they’ve seen. And given the need for physical therapy, this was high on the list of things he was looking forward to.
10:25 Biltmore Resort – Gymnasium
John felt like he had walked through a labyrinth of walls and corridors to get to the gym. He smiled when he walked into the room. There were only three other people there, but it was everything he expected it to be.
John looked at his tablet and reviewed the therapy plan the doctors wanted him to follow. He wasn’t one to follow all of these things to a letter, but at least for the first few days he would since he needed to see how his body was reacting to the added stress. The last thing John wanted to do was set himself back and keep on reduced duty.
He began to stretch out after walking over to a machine. John felt the excitement building for a proper workout again. After he felt that he stretched enough he began with the workout plan.
Forty-five minutes later John was working on some free weights. He was doing reps of only three hundred pounds
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
Nothing, it just waved
When I got home, they were still there.
