Louds Puns

I've read a lot of puns that work based on reading them, but what's your favorite spoken pun?

Or do they just give out a low ha ?

A yellyfish.

No?.. I should really start doing Somoa research..

Or is it just Aloha?

Me: Yes

It’s a subwoofer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You guys should really turn the music down in here. I can't even hear myself think," the guy complains to the bartender. "Thanks. That's sound advice," the bartender replies.

"That's a sound prediction," I concurred.

A yell-ephant.

My wife didn't talk to me for an hour after that one.

A Texan was getting drunk, loud, and boastful in an Irish pub.

"I'll have you know that in Texas you can board a train on Monday, eat, sleep and repeat for three days, and you'll still be in Texas on Thursday!"

Irish fella says, "I feel ya, my buddy. We have slow trains here too."

It ticks me off.

She said, “What are you doing in here that is making the house shake?”

Surprised, I said, “I told you I was going to jump in the shower!”

Sir I

and some of the others:

- The knight who cooks steaks the best: Sir Loin

- The knight who is always confident: Sir Tain

- The knight who charges you extra on top of the original price every time: Sir Charge

- The knight who operates on other knights after every battle: Sir Geon

- The knight who didn't take many chances: Sir Cumspect

- The knight who has the loudest battle cry: Sir En

- The knight who was afraid to fight: Sir Render

- The unbelievable knight: Sir Real

- The knights were so large that they sat around the a table by themselves: Sir Round and Sir Cumference

- The undercover knight: Sir Vallence

- The knight who came to an untimely end: Sir Cease

- The knight who never got killed in battle: Sir Vivor

- The knight who always guessed right: Sir Miser

- The knight who exceeded expectations: Sir Past

- The knight who overcame obstacles: Sir Mount

- The knight who showed up unexpectedly: Sir Prise

- The knight who funded the castle's operations: Sir Tax

- The knight who kept the kingdom maps up to date: Sir Veyor

- The knight who drank too much: Sir Rhosis

- The knight who always called on as the first substitute: Sir Rogate

- The knight who is the most outstanding knight: Sir Perb

- The hardest knight of them all: Sir Amic

- The knight who was most at home in a 3-ring castle: Sir Cus

- The saddest knight: Sir Rowful

- The extra knights: Sir Perfluous and Sir Penumerary

- The dancing knight (who was a cousin to Sir Lancelot) : Sir Prance Alot

- The one who also known as the Knight of Scales, Fangs, and Coils: Sir Pent

“‘Wood fired pizza,’ oh no! How’s pizza supposed to get a job now?!” She made me proud.

Edit: sorry it’s “past”. Oops.

Cause it’s Sunday…

The proctology clinic replied back, it anus!

Then he said “I’m right here, here you go” and hands me the stud finder

Over the rainbow!

...where do you get off?

He replied with "To make people ask questions"

Apparently it's a Microrave

Meowt

No, Lou Reed.

Could you please take that dog to the “BARKYARD” !!!

laughs

That's fair.

Or does it have to be aloha?

Science!

He couldn't turn anything down

Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out

Gf: what kind of logic is that?

Me: Sound logic

They prefer Aloha

A car-coffin-y

Because the fishes might get a herring problem

OR JUST LOW HA

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Or just a low ha? Don’t downvote me 🥺👉👈

Or is it just aloha?

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... it's just aloha. (A low "ha".)

Or just A Low Ha?

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My Dad is so loud, Mom has to send him outside for him to have an inside voice.

Or just a low ha