I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
What do you call it when a grain of sand loses its trane of thought?
What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
If a pig loses it's voice...
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
You know you’ve made a terrible joke when you make the math teacher completely lose it.
Teacher: “If acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.”
Me: “You might say that for ruining the math, it’s being a jerk.”
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?
Because it only had one cell
In life you gain some, you lose some. Can't have it all.
Like, you gain inheritance, you lose your dad.
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ?
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
Especially if it's a good book that makes you lose track of the time
If you lose a watch and replace it...
Would you be making up for lost time?
Where should a monkey go when it loses it's tail?
What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper?
A meltdown.
(Told to me by a grandpa earlier today.)
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?
What do you call it when you lose a lock?
I can't stand it when my tripod loses a leg.
How does olive oil lose its virginity?
On a fishing trip, a son asks his father, “What happens if a fish loses it’s eye?”
The father replies, “It becomes a fsh.”
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Then it’s a new game, find the eye. (Not my best work)
What do you call it when you lose a foot race?
Why did the grape lose its political autonomy?
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?
What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper
Where do you go if your dog loses it's tail?
Any re-tail store will do
Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
If a Pig loses it's voice...
Where does a cat go, when the cat loses it’s tail?
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