It's called Trans-four-murs.
Oops, wrong sub.
It was very CD.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
HeHe
They charged me with attempted murder.
I said that we're not gonna take it
It's a FINNISH HYMN
#1
#2
Finish Hymn
The doctor replies: "Wow nurse! That's very Organ-ized!"
She's still not talking to me
Crimea River
We are the Champignons!
Depresso!
By a Dell to be precise.
Good King Wenceslost.
Prov-alone.
Edit: I am grateful for your award. I say that without a shred of sarcasm.
There were lots of L's.
[I pulled this one on my wife as we were rummaging through the display looking for the right letters for our guests' first names. I was afraid the joke was too obtuse, but bright girl that she is, she got it right away. She gave me a wonderful eye roll and said, "You had to go there, huh?" Our kids are in college now so we're empty-nesters, but I can still have a proud dadjoke moment sometimes.]
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
So far I’ve got:
Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat) IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store
Help me out.
He's called Elfis
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
...that I won"
Make whey, make whey
The only way I could defend myself was to go for the juggler.
What a load of clap track
Later that night, two cannibals were eating clown by the campfire. One turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
But then I saw her face
A hummingbird.
It was a no fly zone.
If it sinks = girlant If it floats = buoyant
I guess that's inflation for you.
I told her, "Let it be."
They’re called “The Pillage People”
Then I realized it was because they were bulletproof
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
the Hymn'aLeias'
I don’t know what I expected though, having never taught Sheikh’s peer before.
Putin on the Ritz!
Sadly, no pun in ten did
I broke the world record
It was pretty fowl way to go
Oops, wrong sub.
