List of heirs to the British throne Puns

Coronation Day

Now I can't even read the thing!

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

It was the list I could do

They're both koala-tea-seals!

Oh Beehive, yeah bay-bee

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

They haven't found a way for them to leak oil.

That was the punchline

Needless to say, she was not empressed.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

They will become briish

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Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

So she decided to steel it

She said, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.

Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.

I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others?

Real Stupid

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

It was a far-thing!

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

1. alright
2. alright
3. alright
4. alright
5. alright
6. alright
7. alright
8. alright
9. alright
10. absoutely briliant

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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But No pun in ten did.

Japan.

To see his flat mate.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

Phil-lip

A hummingbird.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

For example

1. I ate my friend's lunch
2. I ate my friend's colon

handshakes

But Patrick is the star.

Now I can't read anything.

Now I can't read anything .

Now I can't read anything.