Duncan: So, you've got Courtney back on the game?
Harold: No, and I'm not getting her back either.
Duncan: What?? grabs Harold by the neck You think I'm playin' with ya? Huh?
Leshawna: Let him go!
Duncan: Who you supposed to be?
Harold: Babygirl, it's OK.
Duncan: Babygirl?
Camera cuts to the confessional
Harold: He wasn't surprised Leshawna was my girlfriend, that was because she's thiccer than Courtney in everything.
Cuts back to reality
Duncan: So I'm supposed to be scared 'cause Leshawna's getting into my business?
Leshawna: You supposed to be scared because if put your hands on my Harold again you won't go to jail pulls her baseball bat I'm going to jail!
Duncan: What you gonna do?
Leshawna: You'll find out what Imma do! You think I'm playin'? In the shower, I'm gon' be there.
Cuts to Duncan showering
Duncan: Yikes!
Leshawna: You think I'm playin'?
"Cuts back to reality*
Leshawna: When you're watching TV, I'm gon' be there.
Cuts to Duncan watching a TV show about doctors
Leshawna: You think I'm playin'?
Duncan: FUCK!
Cuts back to reality
Leshawna: And even in your dreams, I'm gon' be there.
Cuts to Duncan's dream
Courtney: Yes Duncan! I'll marry you!
Duncan: Yes, yes, told ya! looks behind him YIIIIKES!
Leshawna: You think I'm playin'?
Cuts back to reality
Duncan: speaks in a sarcastic tone Fine.
Leshawna: Oh it's gonna be more than fine!
Duncan: You're lucky I ain't got my girlfriend here.
If you don't know Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom about Chris Rock's childhood, particularly his teen years. He lives with his two siblings Drew and Tanya, his cheap father Julius, and his aggressive mother Rochelle.
The show has some of the funniest running gags I've ever seen, from the father's cheapness, the mother threatening to slap her kids into subspace, to nothing being able to go right for Chris.
Chris Rock is also very funny while narrating the whole thing
The point being, the show is absolutely hilarious and I'd recommend it to anyone
(as long as your not super-sensitive)
Favorite: Everybody Hates Grezety, it was pretty cool seeing Chris and Drew trying to get Wayne Grezety’s autograph.
Least Favorite: Everybody Hates Homecoming. The whole Bill Cosby scene just felt stupid to me, it would have been funnier if Chris met Will Smith and Phil in my opinion. The episode overall just felt boring.
I was watching Everybody Hates Chris not too long ago and started thinking about people who could probably pull off a show that entertaining.
I’ve watched Brilliant Idiots since the first episode (Star Shame Enterprise, still on YouTube for those who want to experience the start of it all), and bought Black Privilege when it came out a few years ago. After having reread through it recently and reflecting on a lot of the stories Charlamagne told on Brilliant Idiots, I really think he could create a show that could capture the essence and charm of Everybody Hates Chris.
Charlamagne has an amazing talent when it comes to storytelling and narrating, plus I feel like a lot of his social commentary could be better implemented and digested through him reflecting on his past via comedy, as opposed to a late night talk show.
I still support Charlamagne’s pursuit in late night television, but I also think his story of coming up all the way until he makes it to The Breakfast Club would make for a timeless classic.
I think Chris is the addition we have all been waiting for! I love Feits, his pornstar Leo talk had me in stitches but Chris always makes me laugh. I feel like he’s the devil advocates but is genuine about his opinions. Lifelong LCB BTMB and now, an official Chris stan 😎
Hello, I would love to know where the footage shown in this scene from Everybody Hates Chris is from. Timestamp: 1:00
That was 40 years ago. Time flies. I lived in Bed-Stuy in 1982.
Here me out: A fight between the two most comedic families from the 2000s:
Hal and Francis vs Julius
Lois vs Rochelle
Reese vs Drew
Malcolm vs Chris
Dewey vs Tonya
Did Chris Rock have something against Everybody Loves Raymond?
Recently i went on a Everybody Hates Chris bingewatch and i saw the very last scene of the show. Absolute fucking gold, they nailed this scene right on the head. They even recreated the shot where Tony "looks" at himself from the door sitting at the table.
It's on public television station and has(had) a massive following and millions and millions were big fans of it specially around 2010-2015. still going strong I think on public tv
I hate the waste of energy
Everybody Hates Chris aired back in the mid to late 2000s. That show also takes place in the 1980s.
Would the next season make some references to EHC?
I should probably just asume the next fighter is going to be some fire emblem crap or something, just to not get heart broken for the 20th time. I should probably just asume that its never going to happen, and that this game its not meant to bring happiness to me. The saddest part is that my picks were not even that crazy, i wanted Amateratsu from Okami, Dante, Neku from The world ends with you, and Hornet or the Knight from Hollow knight, and its really sad to imagine how fun they could have been when you look at the whores they just added, or min min, or banjo who is boring as fuck. Im sad as fuck, i hate it, i hate my luck and im really jealous of everyone having fun and being happy for their picks being added, this jealousy is breaking my heart and turning the joy i once felt into hate, i cant control it, and it hurts me even more. And all this adds to the shitty situation we are in, with covid, and my college degree that has me stressed as fuck, and without even being able to meet my friends, smash is the only thing that could bright my day and bring me joy, but it never does, and at this point im certain that it never will.
I’ll go with Scarlett
Who do you blame for this argument?
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Who do you blame for this argument?
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