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Lips gloss

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📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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A duck walks in a pharmacy

A duck walks in a pharmacy and says to the cashier, "I'd like to buy some lip gloss." The cashier nodded and said "Okay. How would you like to pay? Cash or Credit Card?" The duck says "Put it on my bill."

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📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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A Duck Walks Into A Drugstore..

A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for some lip gloss and he asks if that will be cash or credit. The duck says put it on my bill.

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📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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