A list of puns related to "Lionel"
Messican
Cos itβs messi
But yesterday it was All Night Long
Because heβs up βAll Night Longβ!
Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.
ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ!
It was all night long.
They're both Messi.
Easel like a Sunday morning
"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.
Apparently she is once, twice, three times a lady!
Ah! I guess, I should clean my room.
Lionel Messy
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
Any help will be much appreciated! Some examples for what I need are..
Count Ronaldo, Lionel Mummy, and Frankeneymar
These are kinda week lol give me some of your best ones!
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
Finally had an original AND an unsuspecting victim. I was lugging a huge piece of wood and I put it in our wood burner. Huffing and puffing I said "Wow! That's some Lionel Richie wood!" She looks at me with a question mark and said "what?" I said "You know; ALL NIGHT LOOOOOGGG, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT LOOOGGG!" The eye rolling was like Christmas came early.
Lionel Messi had just scored and my dad didn't know who it was so my brother said "Wow that was Messi Dad." to which my dad responded "I don't know, I thought it was pretty clean"
Whilst watching an advert that shows Lionel Messi in a sitting room
me: I wonder what his real house is like
gf: quite messy
she wore a smug grin for the next few minutes
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