Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa
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Two Liches went on a date...

it was very 'necromantic'. <3

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I once painted a picture of a man using fungus.

I thought it was a clever way to capture his licheness.

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👤︎ u/-Masderus-
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Flirting with a girl

Me: What turns you on?

Her: Spontaneity.

Me: So if I spontaneously combusted that would just be like the hottest thing you've ever seen.

Her: sighs

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