A list of puns related to "Lee Weiner"
Weinerβs father is a medical researcher in neurology and President Reganβs private doctor. All Weinersβ siblings went to med school or law school. Only Matthew studied liberal arts.
This reminds me of Pete, who also didnβt pursue what his family expected him to. I was wondering if Weiner put his experience in Pete.
In Weinerβs early years, he couldnβt get on big projects. His wife supposed him a lot both mentally and financially to get through the tough times.
This reminds me of film director Ang Lee. Ang didnβt get on any big projects after graduating from NYU. He was basically a stay-home dad for 6 years. His wife also supported the family at the time.
No doubt that Matthew and Ang are masters in art.
CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties by Tom O'Neill (Manson connections to CIA and MKUltra, Helter Skelter as cover-up)
The Franklin Scandal: A Story of Powerbrokers, Child Abuse & Betrayal by Nick Bryant (Epstein-like trafficking/blackmail ring)
The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins (CIA-led projects in anti-communism and coups in the Third World, focus on Indonesia and S. America)
Surveillance Valley by Yasha Levine (Intelligence involvement in the originals of the Internet and technology for surveillance)
Strange Tales of the Parapolitical by William Snider/Recluse of VISUP (Mellon-Hitchcock as financier of CIA, Spider Network, poorly written and edited)
Poisoner in Chief: Sidney Gottlieb and the CIA Search for Mind Control by Stephen Kinzer (CIA MKUltra, Assassinations, Spy tech, Bio and Chem warfare)
Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA by Tim Weiner (History of the CIA...duh)
The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government by David Talbot (Dulles' pre-, during, and post-CIA. Equally horrible throughout)
Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon: Laurel Canyon, Covert Ops & The Dark Heart Of The Hippie Dream by Dave McGowan (Lots of interesting fodder, without backinge evidence, of Laurel Canyon as a op predating hippies and the music that represents them)
Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder by Dave McGowan (Available online as PDF, Note that a couple details of his reporting/hypothesizing ended up being wrong in some killer cases, but as a thesis it's about as crackping as you can get)
Family of Secrets: The Bush Dynasty, America's Invisible Government, and the Hidden History of the Last Fifty Years by Russ Baker (Bush Family connections to CIA and JFK assassination)
All the Shah's Men: An American Coup and the Roots of Middle East Terror by Stephen Kinzer (CIA coup in Iran and Middle East involvement since)
Male Fantasies by Klaus Theweleit (Study on the fascist culture of the Freikorps post ww1 through how they depict women)
Killing Hope: U.S. Military and CIA Interventions Since World War II by William Blum (CIA Cold War Imperialism)
Brothers: The Hidden History of the Kennedy Years by David Talbot (JFK/RFK assassinations)
CIA as Organized Crime by Douglas Valentine (CIA is the world Mob)
***NATO's Secret Armies: Operation Gladio and
... keep reading on reddit β‘On my 5th or 6th watch and I am more pissed and hurt about Sal getting fired than Iβve been before. Definitely because Don was unnecessarily cruel about it, but now Iβm also realizing that Harry Crane sort of fucked it up too. Lee Jr. was drunk and probably wouldnβt have told anyone else what happened. All Harry had to do was tell Pete and keep Sal on a low profile for a while, and Sal probably wouldβve got to keep his job! Ugh, the injustice!! Stupid Crane strikes again.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
Please find the list below:
The Effective Deposition Techniques and Strategies that Work: (NITA), 5th Edition: Hoffman
The Psychology of Juries, 1st Edition: Margaret Bull Kovera
Textbook of Aging Skin, 2010th Edition: Miranda A. Farage & Kenneth W. Miller & Howard I. Maibach
An Insider's Guide to Winning Government Contracts: Real-World Strategies, Lessons, and Recommendations, 2nd Edition: Joshua Frank
Billion Dollar Playbook: 72 Websites for Massive Scaling in the Federal Marketplace: Eric E. Coffie
French Short Stories for Beginners: Improve Your reading And Listening Skills: Frederic Bibard & Charlotte Chae
Security Strategy: From Requirements to Reality, 1st Edition: Bill Stackpole
Qualitative Interviewing: The Art of Hearing Data, 3rd Edition: Herbert J. Rubin & Irene S. Rubin
Law Enforcement Interpersonal Communication and Conflict Management: The IMPACT Model, 1st Edition: Brian Douglas Fitch
Jury Trials Outside In: Leveraging Psychology From Discovery to Decision (NITA): Melissa M. Gomez
Discrete Mathematics with Applications, 4th Edition: Susanna S. Epp
Examples & Explanations for Conflict of Laws, 4th Edition: Michael H. Hoffheimer
Applied Econometrics, 3rd Edition: Dimitrios Asteriou & S. G. Hall
100 French Short Stories for Beginners Learn French with Stories: Christian Stahl
10,000 Depositions Later: The Premier Litigation Guide for Superior Deposition Practice, 3rd Edition: Jim Garrity
The Knowledge Manager's Handbook: A Step-by-Step Guide to Embedding Effective Knowledge Management in your Organization, 2nd Edition: Nick Milton & Patrick Lambe
McGraw-Hill Education Geometry Review and Workbook, 1st Edition: Carolyn Wheater
High School Geometry Unlocked: Your Key to Mastering Geometry: The Princeton Review
Regents Exams and Answers Geometry 2020: Andre Castagna
Directing: Film T
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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