Those brother in law pun skills
Those brother in law pun skills
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We've all heard of Murphy's Law...
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law
It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
Yale is a university for those who may not know
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
I took out my mother in law yesterday
Being a sniper is so much fun
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?
If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
Just found out there's a Law & Order UK.
It's produced by Spotted Dick Wolf.
My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
Don't mess with Cole's Law!
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
What do you call a judge who broke the law?
Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.
It’s my P.S. de resistance.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
Did you hear about the semicolon who broke the law?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
Dear Mother in law,
Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
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