It was a tragedy that the mountain troll broke into Hogwarts and ate poor Hedwig.

And a few hours later he left behind the most wretched owl movement.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
šŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2022
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Yesterday I was so hungry that I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

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A little later I think I had the biggest vowel movement ever

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrSteveA
šŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it

So later I can have a nice big vowel movement. šŸ˜Ž Affectionately, Dad

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bradb717
šŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...

Iā€™m in for some vowel movement later.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CARS0N_
šŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

Iā€™m in for an intense vowel movement later

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jhabibs
šŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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