Pharaoh moans
But they have their toots in common.
It turns out they all have a toot in common
Pyramid schemes
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
Ra's berry.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
I'd say she is ovary-acting .
Futon Harpoon
Knockmaninoff
Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".
That's what I do when I'm Russian
It was on my bucket list.
Called it a day.
It was a real shindig
She was hauling adze!
They're calling it mess-up-a-pot-amaia.
They’re through the roof!
Sphinx wrapped
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
King Tootsarecommon.
Sarcophaguy
The people who originally did it tried to figure out a word for a 24 hour period until sunset. Then they just gave up and called it a day.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
People say he’s in da Nile
Or was Tutankhamon?
Cyan-aura.
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
With an Abakiss!
Was Julius Cesar the first Holey Roman emperor?
He dismantles them for a living.
Amazon Prime
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
They called it poison IV
***Pew***berty, in other words.
I haven't looked Bach since!
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
He called it a day.
