Late Afternoon Puns

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When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon.

She shook her finger at me, "You better watch this lazy attitude you've had lately, mister, or you're gonna to make me do something I'll regret!"

"Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a bj out of this."

I work at Starbucks. Dad comes in in the afternoon with his kid, checks out the menu for a little bit. "Can I help you with anything?"

"Is it too late to order a ____?"

"Well, the sun's still up, isn't it?"

"Yeah, he's right behind me. Better make it too."

His son and I winced at the same time.

So we're at the football game and it's really bright and hot for the whole first half. At the start of the third quarter, it's getting to be late afternoon and my dad says, "Nice the sun's almost gone."

And I replied, "Actually Dad, I'm gonna stay for the rest of the game."

The band I'm in was setting up for an outdoor gig in the heat of the late summer afternoon. The drummer (an old guy) said, "Time to pick up my biggest fan!" He strolled over to his car and grabbed a box fan and set it up near his drum set.

I can't believe I took him seriously for a minute.