Would Mexico City have been less vulnerable to flooding? (If so, would the Valley of Mexico's five-lake system still live on?)
And even with industrialization, would be Mexico City less vulnerable to severe air pollution problems?
A faint yet august rhythm of bloops and squeaks could be heard oscillating amongst the various lush plants that litter beneath the waters of Lake Xochimilco. Producing ripplets across the surface of the water, making an elusive creature known. With its feeble legs, and satiny sheen, its endearing yet daft face leaves something to yearn for. It can be seen heedlessly paddling through the water, joyfully poking about for something to snack upon. And without a care in the world, the axolotl gleefully lives its life. Blissfully unaware of its rarity in this world. And the rarity of its genuine smile.
By Sentient_Sock
It was RΔzvanβs first lesson. As such, he got his laptop and presentation ready the night before. For this lesson, campers who wanted to join gathered in the Nature Cabin, turned into a classroom. There were chairs for everyone, a big screen for RΔzvanβs projection of his laptop screen. In the middle was a terrarium in which, swimming happily, was the subject of todayβs conversation.
"Hello everyone! My name is RΔzvan and today we are going to talk about some cute little creatures: Axolotls. So, what exactly are they? Well, axolotls are amphibians, living both in water and on the land.Β They are a species of salameanders who live in Lake Xochimilco, near Mexicoβs capital city.β
RΔzvan aproached his tiny pink friend in the terrarium, who popped his head out of the water to say hello. ββGuys, come closer. Meet my friend Smugle. Smugle here is, as you guessed, the subject of todayβs lesson. Axolotls come in diffrent shades, but one thing remains the same, they remain teens forever. Like salamanders, they can regenerate any lost body part. For example, if Smugle loses a leg, it can grow back. Axolotls can regenerate the same body part up to 5 times. And, those little things on Smugleβs head are actually his gills. And, in Nauatl, the language the Aztecs spoke, axolotl means god monster. But are axolotls that scarry?β Smugle did a circle underwater and moved his gills cutely.
βAxolotls were added in a popular gameβs featuresΒ comming in its new update. They aid players and the still look cute! Can you guess it? Itβs Minecraft!β Smugle opened his mouth wide, like he was smiling. βAxolotls are popular within the fanbase, even some well known youtubers have challenges featuring axolotls. Like Dream or GeorgeNotFound.β
RΔzvan smiled and went to his laptop. He opened a file with videos he prepared for this lesson. βI have here some videos for you, guys. Some facts about the Minecraft axolotls, cute real-life axolotls moments with their yawns and and even an animation with a cute axolotl song. Thanks for taking part in this lesso, I amnd Smugle are very gratefull for it. Now, if you want to watch the videos or hang out with Smugle, you are free to do that!β
Videos:
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
The location Lake Xochimilco has text which says "If You Are Investigating Lake Xochimilco it gets +2 shroud for each action you have remaining." Ursula Downs ability allows her to take a free investigation after moving. If you final action was spent moving into the location and then you free investigate what would the Shroud value be? Does the free investigation count as the last action therefore giving the lake +2 shroud? Or does it not receive the shroud bonus?
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
