A big fire in Boston.
She's a mother trucker.
Teacher: βSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isnβt disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with oneβ
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: βNow I want you all to stick your finger in itβs ass and hold it in there for a momentβ
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: βOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I doβ
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, βnow see itβs not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my classβ.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
Because they're all not 'C's.
Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
"Theraflu."
*sorry if it's been posted before
But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.
Gosh, my arms are tired.
... seems like a half-assed shower.β
They responded, βMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.β
I J K
But it's really grown on me.
