A list of puns related to "Kösem Sultan"
"Kim onlarla eliyle cihâd ederse o mü'mindir, kim onlarla diliyle cihâd ederse o mü'mindir, kim onlarla kalbiyle cihâd ederse o mü'mindir." (H. Şerîf, Müslim)
Sultan Murad Osmanlılar’ın “cihân tahtı”na çıktığı zaman, henüz 12 yaşının içinde bulunuyordu. Pederi ve biraderi gibi, o da, çocuk denilebilecek bir yaşta, “Devlet-i ebed-müddet”in riyasetine geçirildi. Fakat kendisi, Sultan Ahmedzâdelerin hepsi gibi, harikulade vasıflara sahipti. Çok ciddî bir tahsil ve terbiye görmüş; akıl, zekâ, bedenî kuvvet itibarıyla, çocuk yaşıyla kıyâs kabul etmeyecek surette gelişmişti. Bununla beraber devlet işleri, Kösem de denilen Mâhpeyker Valide Sultan’ın müdâhalesine açık kalmıştı. Pâdişâh, 22 yaşına girince idarenin dizginlerini eline aldı.
Sultan Murad şiiri severdi; kendisi de şâirdi ve “Murâdî” mahlasını kullanırdı. Sultan Murad, ilim ve san’at erbabına büyük yakınlık gösterir; onları himaye ederdi.
Askeri, kendisinden ne kadar çekinirse, o kadar da sever ve takdir ederdi. Bütün sefer meşakkatlarına askerle birlikte katılmış; onların yediği gibi yemiş; yattığı gibi yatmıştır. Bu suretle, büyük kumandanlar gibi, önce askerinin kalbini teshir etmiştir. Kudreti ve kuvveti, tavırları ve satveti, ordusu tarafından dâima takdir edilmiş ve hayranlıkla seyredilmiştir. Eşine az rastlanan bir sür’at ve maharetle, ok ve yay kullanırdı. Attığı ok ve harbelerle kalkanı böler, 200 okkalık gürzü sallayarak idman yapardı. Dünyâda ilk defa olarak, uçuş denemesi, yine onun zamanında İstanbul’da yapılmış; rivayete göre Hezarfen nâmıyla mâruf Ahmed Efendi, Galata Kulesi’nden Üsküdar’a, kuvvetli bir lodos rüzgârıyla uçmuştur. Yine, dünyâda ilk defa olarak, fışenk usûlü ile füze tecrübesi de, Hasan Çelebi nâmında bir Türk san’atkârı tarafından tecrübe edilmiş ve barut macunu kullanılarak imâl edilmiştir.
Osmanlı kaynakları, onu, “Bin tarihinden sonra gelen pâdişâhların a’zâmı” olarak tavsif etmişlerdir. Bağdad seferinden dönüşten beri çektiği nikris illeti ziyâdeleşti ve 9 Şubat 1640’da vefât etti. (Ziya Nur Aksun, İslâm Tarihi 3, s.88-92)
3 Aralık 2021, Cuma
28 R. Ahir 1443
Mevlâna Takvimi
https://mevlanatakvimi.com
https://youtu.be/nV8OtgCRN_Y
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
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