A list of puns related to "Kyrgyz cuisine"
https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22632448/xinjiang-cotton-ban-china-uyghurs-fast-fashion
I recently came across this article, and was just utterly shocked how much misinformation it contains. It was so egregious that I felt compelled to submit the article here and talk about just how wrong it is. Also, the article contains special guest appearances by none other than Adrian Zenz and Rushan Abbas.
I'm not going to point out everything wrong with the article, just the few parts I noticed were especially wrong.
An autonomous region located in the countryโs far northwest corner, bordering Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and Mongolia, Xinjiang has been under Chinese control since the Peopleโs Republic of China was founded in 1949. Uyghurs โ the majority of whom follow the Hanafi school of Islamic jurisprudence, one of four schools of thought within Sunni Islam โ are by far the largest ethnic group in Xinjiang, although the region is also home to many Uzbeks, Kyrgyz, Tajiks, Kazakhs, and Hui (Chinese Muslims). Their culture is distinct from that of Han Chinese โ the majority ethnic group in China โ in many ways: Their food is largely halal, based on mutton, wheat noodles, nan, and savory pastries.
So this small paragraph alone contains at least 3 factual errors.
One, Xinjiang has been under "Chinese control" for much longer than since 1949. The Republic of China, the Qing dynasty... etc etc. all the way to the Tang dynasty over 1000 years ago, and even the Han dynasty from over 1700 years ago. So this article is factually incorrect on this count.
Two, it lists off some ethnic groups in Xinjiang, but fails to mention the second largest ethnic group that calls Xinjiang their home: Han Chinese, some of which have been living there since the Yuan dynasty.
Third, it tries to create an artificial divide by saying that their culture is "distinct" from Han Chinese. Grouping all those disparate groups together and flattening them by referring to them as a singular "their culture" is wrong. There are fairly big cultural differences between Tajiks, Uyghurs, and Hui, but the author doesn't care cuz they're Muslim and that's all that matters.. The only comparison made is that of food. But no matter, let's look at the food she mentions. Wheat noodles. Huh? How is that distinct from Han Chinese culture? Why would she even bring that up when it's very clear, to any person even remotely knowledgeable about China, that wheat noodles are a big part of Han Chinese cuisine?
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... keep reading on reddit โกWelcome back to the UPG of the Week! This week I decided to do a larger-ish ethnic minority, this one being the second largest people group in Japan, so meet the Ryukyuan people of Japan!
Index Ranking (Urgency): 120
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Climate: The island has a humid subtropical climate bordering on a tropical rainforest climate. The island supports a dense northern forest and a rainy season occurring in the late spring.
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Terrain: The two largest islands are Okinawa (465 square miles [1,204 square km]) and Amami Great Island (275 square miles [712 square km]). The larger islands are generally volcanic in origin and have mountainous terrain, while most of the smaller islands are coralline and relatively flat. The climate is subtropical with considerable rainfall, and the archipelago is subject to annual typhoons.
Languages: Similarities between the Ryukyuan and Japanese languages suggests a common origin, possibly of immigrants from continental Asia to the archipelago.
Besides Japanese, the Ryukyuan languages (Amami, Kunigami, Okinawan, Miyako, Yaeyama, Yonaguni), part of the Japonic language family, are spoken in the Ryukyu Islands chain.
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Government Type: Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
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Population: 1,179,000
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Beliefs: The Ryukuan are 0.15% Evangelical and only 2% Christian.. That means out of their population of 1,179,000, there are likely around 23,500 people who call themselves believers and roughly 1,700 believers who act like it. Thats roughly 1 person who calls themself a believer for every 50 unbeliever, but more realistically only one in 1000.
The Ryukyuan believe in the animist traditional animist religion.
While specific legends and traditions may vary slightly from place to place and island to island, the Ryukyuan religion is generally characterized by ancestor worship and the respecting of relationships between the living, the dead, and the gods and spirits of the natural world. Some of its beliefs, such as those concerning genius loci spirits and many other beings classified between gods and humans, are indicative of its
... keep reading on reddit โกWhat are some popular snack foods in Kyrgyzstan? I am an exchange student supervisor, and I have a young lady coming from Kyrgyzstan. I wanted to get her a few snacks from home to go along with some typical American snacks Iโve gotten for her. Also, I hope I donโt sound too terribly ignorant, but what is the type of cuisine there? Iโm looking for a classification like Asian cuisine, French cuisine, Russian cuisine, etc. so that I can find restaurants here that serve those sorts of dishes! Thank you in advance for any advice you can give!!!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Nothing, he was gladiator.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
There hasn't been a post all year!
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