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Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
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My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
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My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.
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Me and a friend came up with 3:
βMy dick must be out because this flyβs undoneβ
βHate to be a buzz killβ
And
βInsect yourself before you wreck yourselfβ
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︎ May 20 2019
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The process is a little painstaking.
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But the whole damn process is painstaking.
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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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