I can't stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.
That was when I put my foot down!
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
Excuse me while I kick this guy!
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
My wife keeps getting mad at me for kicking ice cubes under our appliances.
But now it's all water under the fridge...
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
I'll never forget the last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket.......
He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I kicked my lad out because he told me he now identifies as a cow
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now it’s just water under the fridge...
I was going to be a doctor but they kicked me out of med school when they found out I was a coward...
The dean said, "It takes guts to learn anatomy."
My wife just kicked me out of the house
Her exact words were, "I'm Aaron out the house today"
They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.
I reached my statue of limitations.
I once farted in an Apple Store. They kicked me out because they didin't have Windows
My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...
...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge
My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
My Philipino wife kicked me out for my general McAurther impersanation. I told here I shall return.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
My wife kicked me in the face when I told her: Police! Freeze!
I guess I won’t be going undercover again.
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...
More on this after the break.
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts
I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket..
He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me just before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
I’ll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I'll always remember what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.
More on that after the break.
My wife got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it's all water under the fridge.
I'll never forget what my dad told me right before he kicked the bucket
He said "son, how far do you think I can kick this?"
My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on that after the break.
I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket.
I remember the last thing my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "watch me kick this bucket"
My grandfather told me this before he kicked the bucket.
"Check out how far I can kick this bucket."
I still remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I still remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I still remember what my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket:
“How far do you think I can kick that bucket?”
I will always remember the last thing my grandmother said to me before she kicked the bucket.
She said ‘look how far I can kick this bucket’.
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