She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)
It's called My Left Footloose
Who's thinking out of box now Kevin?
it was Hart braking.
He’s constantly clinging to The Rock.
It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.
Its's Anal isnt it.
Macaulay Caulkin!
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
He doesn't realise I've Reddit.
He was then known as Kevin Planey.
Because they can’t keep a straight face.
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
He uses deodurant
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
.....he was boared to death.
Sign language
Dad: Oh my god... are you serious?? Me: No dad, i’m Kevin
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
What are you watching? Call me Kevin. What are you watching, Kevin?
A buccaneer!
I told him no you're not I named you Kevin.
I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
The screwdriver replies “what? Kevin?”
