A list of puns related to "Kayes"
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
You know, Justin Kayβs
Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.
ββKay, so...β the waiter started
They are named Kay and Elle.
... Elle & Menno P. ... If they ever have kids, I'm lobbying hard for Jake and Kay.
I went to the grocery store, and the change was $5.02, so on my ride home, I perfected the ultimate plan for a dad who loves dad jokes...
Me: Oh, here's the change *hands 5.00 bill*
Dad: You can set the groceries on the counter
Me: Oh by the way, do you want my two cents on the groceries?
Dad: *confused look* o...kay?
Me: *hands receipt and two pennies*
It took a minute for him to realize but everyone got a good laugh out of it.
Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.
Queso? That's cheese
He pined fir her fir months.
Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
(Sorry, this joke wasnβt great... just oak-kay.)
He had little patients.
Every time I hear him, all I can think is βkay, so?β
Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.
So my dad's name is Jay and my mom's name is Kay. The first time they were introduced, it was obvious their names were destined for dad joke immortality:
Mom's friend: Jay, this is my friend Kay! I thought you two should meet!
Mom: Hi.
Dad: Ya know, if we get married and have kids... we could name them Ellie, Emmie, and Opie. We could eat alphabet cereal for breakfast and alphabet soup for dinner! :) ;)
Mom: ..... uh..
30 years later and they did get married, and did get their "Emmie"! (my sister's name is Emily)
Me: "Kay, could you do me a solid and get me some water?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Why??"
Her: "Cause waters a liquid."
Me: "I...just get me some water."
And she was a real bargain!
But seriously folks. My wife and I were walking at a mall, around closing time for most stores. She noticed and commented that there was a Kay Jewellers, but being that they were closed, those security wall things were down. I said it was more like a Cage Jewellers
Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.
Wife: oh-kay....?
Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.
Wife: (blank stare)
"What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese!"
This elicited a few chuckles.
"Kay...So..."
I realised I was the only one who laughed at this.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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