Kathryn Crosby Puns

Wanted to draw your attention to this race because I think there's some real value here and, if you can crack it, it's going to pay extremely well.

The race is a turf mile and has a ton of talent including some familiar names, but also (in my opinion) an intriguing 20-1 shot.

QUEBEC (#6, 9/2), WAY TO VERSAILLES (#7, 7/2), and TONAHUTU (#8, 6-1) just faced each other a month ago and finished a blanket 2nd, 3rd, and 4th in the Swingtime B Stakes at Santa Anita. I was most impressed with Tonahutu's run, coming from way back to almost catch the leaders. The track was speed-favoring and, had the race been an extra furlong, she'd have won. I like her the best out of these 3.

Other horses with a chance include GLIDING BY (#1, 8-1) who will be overlooked because of her spotty record, but draw a line through everything that ISN'T a 7f or 8f turf race and you're left with some impressive runs; and LAST PROMISE KEPT (#11, 5-1) who I feel is way too low odds at 5-1 but, with this jock/trainer combo, could steal it. Likewise, SWEET CHARITY (#10, 6-1) never seems to run a bad race and has been competitive against MUCH stronger fields than this, though I'm not sure if she's fast enough to get the win.

But the horse I'm most curious about is ESCAPE CLAUSE (#9, 20-1) who has reeled off 8 CONSECUTIVE VICTORIES, most at open lengths. The horse also has great speed numbers, the top Power number, and has been training extremely well.

The only knock I can see is that the horse has never run on the grass, and I'm not entirely sure why the connections chose Saturday to start. Why not bump the horse up to graded stakes races on the dirt?

And why the hell is this horse 20-1?! I'd take 6-1 on this gal and be happy, so I hope she scares off people looking for turf milers and gets us a great price.

Bet of the weekend if she runs the way I think she might. Don't leave her out of your exotics.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

And now I’m cannelloni

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

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