Kaoru Tada Puns

Team A

Captain: Mukaichi Mion

Iriyama Anna, Chiba Erii, Furukawa Nazuna, Honda Hitomi, Michieda Saki, Komiyama Haruka, Muto Orin, Iwatate Saho, Otake Hitomi, Saito Haruna, Nakanishi Chiyori, Okabe Rin, Fukuoka Seina, Mitomo Mashiro, Macharin, Yoshihashi Yuzuka, Shimizu Maria, Takahashi Sayaka, Nagano Serika, Okada Nana

Team K

Captain: Taguchi Manaka

Miyazaki Miho, Hama Sayuna, Yamane Suzuha, Ichikawa Manami, Kobayashi Ran, Oda Erina, Okumoto Hinano, Shimoguchi Hinana, Muto Tomu, Onishi Momoka, Mogi Shinobu, Yasuda Kana, Yumoto Ami, Okuhara Hinako, Kubo Satone, Yamabe Ayu, Takahashi Ayane, Hattori Yuna, Uemi Sorano, Yamauchi Mizuki

Team B

Captain: Asai Nanami

Kato Rena, Sakaguchi Nagisa, Sato Minami, Shinozaki Ayana, Suzuki Kurumi, Tokunaga Remi, Nishikawa Rei, Nagano Megumi, Fujizono Rei, Hidaritomo Ayaka, Omori Maho, Kashiwagi Yuki, Kitazaki Saki, Hashimoto Haruna, Ishiwata Sena, Inagaki Kaori, Hirano Hikaru, Fukutome Mitsuho, Yamada Kyoka, Oguri Yui

Team 4

Captain: Kuranoo Narumi

Okada Rina, Nagatomo Ayami, Sasaki Yukari, Yoshikawa Nanase, Sakagawa Hiyuka, Takita Kayoko. Taniguchi Megu, Shitao Miu, Utada Hatsuka, Omori Miyu, Kuramoto Miyu, Kurosu Haruka, Gyoten Yurina, Takaoka Kaoru, Sato Kiara, Tada Kyoka, Yoshida Karen, Kawahara Misaki, Murayama Yuiri

https://twitter.com/AKB48_staff/status/1468555506960986112?t=SsRgqL2hm0opiy6bRNxJpA&s=19

Concerts:

05 Feb 2022 - Current teams last concerts

06 Feb 2022 (Day) - Coupling song RH

06 Feb 2022 (Night) - New teams concerts

Audition for 17th gen also announced

List of Japanese adult video actresses

S-cup

Erika (ERIKA)

R-cup

Masaki Amamiya (天宮真咲希)

Mozuku (モズク) aka Hitomi Matsumoto (松本ひとみ) aka Yumi Miyaoka (宮岡弓)

Q-cup

Elle Simon (志紋ELLE / ELU)

Marina Jonouchi (城之内まりな)

Yui Igarashi (五十嵐ゆい)

P-cup

Fuko (風子)

Miyabi Hayama (葉山雅)

Ran Yamagishi (山岸蘭}

Shizuka Kyouno (京乃静香)

Shizuka Tachibana (立花しずか)

O-cup

Hitomi Tanaka (田中瞳)

Iori Kuroki (黒姫伊織)

Kaori (O-cup) (かおり（Ｏカップ）) aka Ibuki (いぶき)

Riria Misaki (美咲りりあ)

Satsuki Anzai (安西さつき)

N-cup

Ellen Joe (城エレン)

Eri Hamasaki (浜咲恵利)

Erisa Natsumi (夏海エリサ)

Maya Kashiwagi (柏木まや)

Serina Ichinose (一ノ瀬セリナ) aka Serina (セリナ)

M-cup

Azumi Nakama (仲間あずみ)

Hiyoko Makino (牧野ひよこ)

Ruki Shibuya (渋谷ルキ)

Ruri Saijou (西條るり)

Shion Sakuraba (桜庭しおん)

Tamaki Yasuoka (安岡たまき)

Yuuki Manaka (真中ゆうき)

L-cup

Aya Misaki (美咲彩)

Aya Momotani (桃谷彩) aka Pudding Momoaya (桃彩ぷりん)

Karen Toudou (藤堂カレン)

Marina (まりな) aka Akane Kurata (倉田茜)

Maron Maju (麻珠まろん} aka Ane Meny / Ane Menii (アネ・メニィ)

Mikoto Kisaki (木咲美琴)

Minami Matsuzaka (松坂南)

Momoka Fujita (藤田ももか)

Mona Yuuki (結城モナ)

Rin Kajika (かじか凛) aka Ria Sakuragi (桜木莉愛)

Sakura Toyohara (豊原さくら)

Usagi Minagi (美袋うさぎ) aka Narumi Mori (森なるみ)

Youko Koizumi (小泉陽子)

Yui Hinata (ひなた結衣)

Yuuko Sakurai (櫻井ゆうこ)

K-cup

Airu Oshima (大島あいる)

Ami Fukumori (福森亜美)

Anna Kawazoe (川添杏奈)

Anri Okita (沖田杏梨)

Chichi Asada (浅田ちち)

Hana Haruna (春菜はな)

Hana Uehara (上原花)

Himeka Shirosaki (城咲姫花)

Jun Minami (美波じゅん)

Juri Morozuki (諸月ジュリ)

Kei Megumi (恵けい)

Kurisu Kitajima (北嶋クリス)

Kaori Uemura (植村かおり) aka Miyu (美夕), Miyu Katsuragi (桂木美夕)

Love Fujishiro (藤城らぶ)

Madam Keiko (マダム桂子)

Maika Sakura (桜まいか)

MiruMiru Kurumi (みるみるくるみ)

Mitsumi Nanao (七尾みつみ) aka Natsumi Nanao (七尾なつみ)

Moa Anzai (安西もあ)

Momoka Yamada (山田ももか)

Noa Serizawa (芹澤乃亜)

Rie Oobayashi (大林理恵)

Rin Aoki (青木りん)

Risa Takagi (高城梨沙)

Shion Amane (天音しおん)

TINA [1]

Yuki Sakura (さくら柚希)

Yukina Saegusa‎ (三枝ゆきな)

Yume Sazanami (漣ゆめ)

Yuri Shirasaki (白咲ゆり)

Yuuki Sakurai (櫻井夕樹)

Yuuko Sakurai (櫻井ゆうこ)

J-cup

Akina (あきな) aka Riko Akiyama (秋山りこ), Madoka Akiyama (秋山まどか) and Masumi (ますみ)

Akina Satonaka (里中あきな) aka Momoe Mochida (持田百恵) and Sayaka Tada (多田さやか)

Alice Komuro (小室アリス / 小室ありす)

Aya Kanou (叶彩)[2], [3]

Azusa Ayano (綾乃梓)

Eimi Tsukino (月野永美) aka Sara (サラ), Maiko Tsukino (月野舞子) and Miyuki (みゆき)

Eri Kazuki (和希エリ)

Hina Misuzu (みすず陽菜)[4], [5]

Hiroko Hinagata (雛形ひろ子) aka 藤原ナオミ

Honami Uehara (上原保奈美)

Honoka Kurusu (来栖ほのか)

Inoue Kazuki (井上和希)[6]

Julia

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

BamBOO!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678