#FT: Canberra United 0-1 Melbourne City
Melbourne City scorers: Holly Mcnamara (80')
Venue: Viking Park
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Canberra United
Keeley Richards, Grace Maher, Ally Haran, Emma Ilijoski, Lauren Keir, Chelsee Washington, Laura Hughes, Chloe Middleton (Karly Roestbakken), Michelle Heyman (Holly Caspers), Ashleigh Sykes (Alexia Karrys-Stahl), Margot Robinne (Hayley Taylor-Young).
Subs: Bethany Mason-Jones.
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Melbourne City
Melissa Barbieri, Emma Checker, Winonah Heatley, Naomi Thomas-Chinnama (Tori Tumeth), Rebekah Stott (Meisha Westland), Leah Davidson (Darcey Malone), Rhianna Pollicina (Leticia Mckenna), Tyla-Jay Vlajnic, Kaitlyn Torpey, Holly Mcnamara, Hannah Wilkinson.
Subs: Coco Majstorovic.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
61' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Meisha Westland replaces Rebekah Stott.
63' Substitution, Canberra United. Karly Roestbakken replaces Chloe Middleton.
67' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Leticia McKenna replaces Rhianna Pollicina.
74' Substitution, Canberra United. Holly Caspers replaces Michelle Heyman because of an injury.
74' Substitution, Canberra United. Hayley Taylor-Young replaces Margot Robinne.
80' Goal! Canberra United 0, Melbourne City FC 1. Holly McNamara (Melbourne City FC) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the top right corner following a set piece situation.
81' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Tori Tumeth replaces Naomi Thomas-Chinnama.
82' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Darcey Malone replaces Leah Davidson.
85' Substitution, Canberra United. Alexia Karrys-Stahl replaces Ashleigh Sykes.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
