Jury selection Puns

A list of puns related to "Jury selection"

Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?

Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!

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👤︎ u/imgprojts
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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The judge didn't laugh.

I'm a lawyer who clerks for a judge. We had a long, tedious day of jury selection, a process known as voir dire (pronounced vwar-deer). After 6 hours of work, I looked at him and said "after this voir dire, I could sure use a voir beer!"

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/blargleblargleblarg
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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