A list of puns related to "Join the Army"
He is now E.I. G.I.Joe
They always say “fire at will”
Santa decides it's time to put his 364 days worth of downtime to use, so he travels to Warsaw to join the Army.
The recruiter says "Sir, only natives of this country can join the military".
Santa replies, "I understand, and I meet the requirements".
"How so?" queries the Recruiter.
Santa smiles and says, "Isn't it obvious I am North Pole-ish?"
His psychiatrist calls it general anxiety.
I've already been promoted to Kernel.
He's very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will"
He wanted a pizza the action
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
She’s going to the infantry.
He told them, "Sorry, Uncle Sam's health care isn't the best."
He disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
When he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
It was promoted to kernel!
Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times
He loved giving out diktats like
"So shall citizens pay double the tax"
"So shall boys over 18 join the army"
He went to war with China
He won
In the court, they brought a Chinese man
"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"
The king then gave out a new diktat
"So shall this Tan sing"
And to this day, when it happens..
r/punpatrol
r/punKGB
r/Pun_Internal_Affairs
r/punspecialforces
These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.
If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!
They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt
##VIVA LA R/PUNS
They killed themselves with their first salute.
Now I’m in the infantry
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