I gave a couple of almonds to my girlfriend. I told her "I call this a Jessica."

She looked at me and asked why I called it a "Jessica".

I told her because it's two almonds.

You might even say.....

Almond Brothers.

(This literally just happened. She rolled her eyes so hard they twitched some.)

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