Transfer target stuck at Jesmond Dene Hotel

I've been racking my brain all day. Around 8/9 years ago there were rumours of a player being holed up at Jesmond Dene Hotel while the paperwork was being sorted out. Never signed the lad which led to years of jokes about the poor bugger still being stuck in the hotel. It became a meme before memes were cool. He's still there to this day etc. Can anyone remember who the player was?

I'm thinking Swiss, maybe a winger?

Feel free to chip in with your own transfer stories. This was back in the nufcblog days I think.

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The old mill at Jesmond Dene. Photo taken last weekend before it got busy.
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Jesmond Dene is so pretty dusted with snow!
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Jesmond Dene 🌿
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Jesmond Dene this afternoon
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Jesmond Dene in the snow last week
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Jesmond Dene Old Mill
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Picturesque Jesmond - Completed for uni as part of an in-depth study into the history of Jesmond Dene, Newcastle.
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Jesmond Dene waterfall
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Jesmond Dene
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Jesmond Dene, Northumberland, England, 1890s
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Jesmond Dene this morning
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Jesmond Dene, Newcastle upon Tyne, have a great day everyone
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Completed as part of a study into the life of the disused Fisherman’s Lodge Reataurant, Jesmond Dene, Newcastle which was subject to arson in 2016.
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Jesmond Dene (shot on an iPhone 5s)
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P30 Pro, silky water. Jesmond Dene, Newcastle, Uk
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Did anyone see the dachshund fancy dress parade in Jesmond Dene?

Was walking in the dene, lots of dachshunds in costumes and hoomans in walkies gear. Who what why and where can I see them again.

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I see your Jesmond Dene posts, I raise you one Saltwell Park and a floating pumpkin.
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Jesmond Dene Falls :- Sony A7r2 / Tamron RXD 28-75
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Jesmond Dene, Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
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Jesmond Dene old mill in Newcastle Upon Tyne [3919x2205] imgur.com/TyMswMr
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Jesmond Dene Falls, Newcastle upon Tyne
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ITAP of Jesmond Dene, Newcastle UK back in snowy March ❄️
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An abandoned water mill, Jesmond Dene, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK. [OC] [640 x 618]
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Jesmond Dene, Newcastle upon Tyne imgur.com/dOVGsDN
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An abandoned water mill, Jesmond Dene, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK.
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Is there parking available at Jesmond dene?

Im going there in a couple of hours, but where is there to park? Im going to use my sat nav but does anyone know any car parks which are nearby? Thanks

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Light Painting in Jesmond Dene flickr.com/photos/gifteds…
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the mushroom log - fungi of jesmond dene themushroomlog.co.uk/
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Hotel Recommendations

Hello Folks, looks like I will have the pleasure of visiting your fair City at a point which coincides with a special occasion (think a big birthday) with my partner. Whilst I’ve been a few times for football, I’ve never been too fussed where I stay.

Can I ask for the recommendations of the hotels which would be most appropriate for this? Given it’s a special occasion I would be quite willing to pay a bit as long as it was for a really nice place.

Many Thanks!

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Looking for places I can go for a couple of hours to get away from the busyness of the city. I do drive so as long as its easy to get parked I don't mind suggestions that are a bit further away. I love being by water so love the quayside when it's not busy and also the coast. Also like parks but from what I remember last time I went to Jesmond Dene with family the surrounding roads were busy and not too much parking available.

Thank you in advance.

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New places to explore

I’ve recently just moved back to Newcastle/Gateshead area and I’m trying to find new places to visit. I grew up here so Ive been to the museums and visited jesmond dene etc but maybe something new has opened in the past year or so or a hidden trail maybe? Whether that’s an interesting walk, maybe an event happening in the coming months or some sort of experience, anyone got some suggestions for things to do that isn’t just eating or drinking?

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