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The books/links below are a mix of CR, HR and PNR. Hopefully the goodread's bot will work its magic and the links to the books will all work :) I hope you find something to add to TBR list! Some of these I read I while ago so I can't remember the TW or CW's sorry. Hopefully the goodread links will warn you though. All theses books have a HEA or a HFN and no cheating :)

{Matt by Leigh Greenwood} - M/F historical western - TW: Sexual assault, 326 ratings, 4.30 rating

{Come Back by Melissa Maygrove} - M/F historical western, 263 ratings, 4.09 rating

{Loner by Jamie Schlosser} - M/F, 253 ratings, 4.25 rating

{Moonshine by Kat Bostick, M/F, 110 ratings, 4.21 rating

{Witches get Stitches by Juliette Cross} - M/F, 582 ratings, 4.29 rating

{Unveiling Fate by Allison Jeannine}, M/F, 134 ratings, 4.31 rating

{Set, Shift, Score by Jamie Bennett} ,M/F, 201 ratings, 3.97 ratings

{Perfect for You by Lea Coll} ,M/F, 158 ratings, 3.94 rating

{Skye's Sanctuary by Nikita Slater} , M/F, 44 ratings, 4.59 rating

{A Child Of Perometheus by Harper Prince}, M/F, 47 ratings, 3.98 rating

{The North Star by Wendy Cole}, M/F, 46 ratings, 4.57 rating

{Jericho by Ginger Jamison} - M/F, 84 ratings, 4.06 rating

{Risk by Juliette Allie Mousseau} - M/F, 88 ratings, 4.40 rating

{Double Pop by Jamie Bennett}, M/F, 135 ratings, 3.94 rating

{Love in Many Languages}, M/F, 135 ratings, 4.08 rating

{A Soft Kiss in Winter by Lily Graison} M/F, 170 ratings, 4.29 rating

{Painting The Lines by Ashley R King} - M/F, 179 ratings, 4.08 rating

{Blood Moon by Gwendolyn Harper} - M/F, 223 ratings, 4.36 ratings

{Crossing the Lines by S.J. Hooks} 196 ratings, 4.13 rating

{Defy the Ravaged by E.M. Reagan} - M/F, 225 ratings, 4.36 ratings

{A Wilderness Within by Emma Castle} - M/F , 228 ratings, 4.03 rating

{Someone Like Me by Stephanie Fournet} - M/F, 230 ratings,4.12 rating

{Thrall by Catherine Miller} - M/F, 275 ratings, 4.05 rating

{I've got You, Babe by Lynette Austin} - M/F, 290 ratings, 3.90 rating

{Bloody Sunrise by Gwendolyn Harper} - M/F, 363 ratings, 4.15 rating

{Ashton Morgan: Apartment 17B by Aly Stiles} - M/F, 372 ratings, 4.40 rating

{Finding Roman's Heart by Melanie Moreland} - M/F, 626 ratings, 4.56 rating

{The Fae King's Prize by Jamie Schlosser} - M/F, 522 ratings, 4.35 rating

{The Knockout Rule by Kelly Siskind} - M/F, 524 ratings, 4.01 ratings

{Dark Saviour by Olivia Riley} - M/F, 579 ratings,

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.