When Mr. Hamm and his wife Sue, rumoured cannibalists, passed away, I celebrated furtively at their funeral. But when I saw 'Smoked Hamm' and 'Chop Suey' in the menu for the service, I realised that I'd be leaving the funeral with a bad taste in my mouth.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
How did the hipster burn his mouth eating a pizza?
He started eating it before it was cool.
My husband just came up to me with a flashlight, said open your mouth, shined the light in my throat and said chew
Then he said, “You told me you wanted to eat light for lunch today”
I put up Christmas decorations over the weekend and now my mouth hurts.
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
What’s the difference between pouring coffee in your mouth and pouring coffee on your head?
One makes you wired, the other makes you weird
What Is One Of The Primary Symptoms of Diarrhea of the Mouth?
Uncontrollable Vowel Movements
this joke popped out of my mouth today. I'm proud of it. I was leaving to drive to the store and my wife said "stay vigilant out there"
I said "I'm so vigilant, people are already holding vigils for me"
What did the mouth say to the stomach after a joke turned sour?
I remember the time when I let my wife listen to "I'm a believer" by Smash Mouth, and at first I thought she liked it
What did the face with no mouth, eyes, or nose say when it was told some gossip?
Why did the hen wash the chick's mouth out with soap?
He was using fowl language.
Challenge: Poke a hole in a tomato, put it to your mouth and empty the contents. Will you fail?
Or will you suck seed?
(Told this to my wife while we were making dinner and I couldn't stop laughing. She may have broken a smirk and muttered something about divorce).
From the mouth of my 3 year old
If a tree has a snake in it then it’s a hiss-mas tree 🐍 🌲
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee?
He drank it before it was cool 😎😎
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Why did the hipster keep burning his mouth with his coffee?
He drank it way before it was cool
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
singing in the shower is great until you get soap in your mouth
Singing is fun in the shower till you get soap in your mouth....
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
Because he ate it before it was cool.
singing in the shower is great! until you get soap in your mouth....
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth...
Then it's just a soap opera.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth eating a slice of pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth...
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.....
....then it's a Soap Opera.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera....
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Because then it's a soap opera.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
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