James Hormel Puns

23 here, first time in the city! I’m traveling with family but will have some time to explore on my own. Looking for recommendations to get my gay history on, any bars that cover this niche of gayyoungold, or things I shouldn’t miss while I’m there. Thanks!

This is the sixty fourth in my series of neoliberal ranking sitting senators. Any senators with a "P" next to their name denotes the potential of their senatorship (how well people *think* he/she will do). Like always the list of ratings is below:

1. Susan Collins (1.8)
2. Angus King (3.8)
3. Jeanne Shaheen (3.2)
4. Maggie Hassan (3.4)
5. Bernie Sanders (2.5)
6. Patrick Leahy (3.8)
7. Elizabeth Warren (3.3)
8. Ed Markey (3.2)
9. John Reed (3.2)
10. Sheldon Whitehouse (3.5)
11. Chris Murphy (3.8)
12. Richard Blumenthal (3.4)
13. Kirsten Gillibrand (3.3)
14. Chuck Schumer (3.4)
15. Cory Booker (3.9)
16. Bob Menendez (2.1)
17. Pat Toomey (2.0)
18. [Bob Casey Jr](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/k1mn96/how_would_you_rate_the_s

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.