My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.
Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
I dated Jamal's mummy a couple years ago.
She was probably five thousand years old.
If I have twin daughters I'll name one Kate,
and the other duplikate.
I was out playing Pokemon with my fiance when I approached a group of teens with their phones out. "Hey, I'm looking for my friend Amal..."
"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same
If you heard Juan you've heard Jamal
My aunt is having twins. Dad thinks she should name the girl Denise.
And the boy Denephew
Whatโs the worst part about racist jokes?
Once youโve heard Juan, youโve heard Jamal.
You know Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same,
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
