A list of puns related to "Iβ¦Vampire"
It was a mistake.
I'm the main stake holder.
They told me βhe doesnβt count!β. I replied βI assure you he doesβ.
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
The stakes have never been higher
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
But they all suck.
It was a giant missed stake.
It was 1260 megabites
Unless you Count Dracula.
Countdraculations.
What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?
A King Kongcorde.
What do witches use to know the hour?
A witch watch.
What do you call a chicken spirit?
A poultrygeist.
And one mine:
What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?
A hen-ted house.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
that's it. that's the whole joke
In self defense, I put a steak through his heart
He called himself Vlad the Inhaler.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
Children were so intelligent, they have a bright future ahead.
Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.
My daughter shrieked,"Quick dad, show him your cross!"
Without a second thought, I shouted, "YOU LEAVE US ALONE YOU BIG MEAN OLD VAMPIRE!!"
His name's Count Everest. He rocks a killer widow's peak.
but when I look in the mirror I just don't see it.
It explains why so many people get drunk there.
But I forgot to Count Dracula.
Apparently, they are a real pain in the neck.
Down vote
I'm the main stake holder.
I am now the main stake holder.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
I am their main stake holder.
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