How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
2018: « Yo, dude, get woke. » 2019: « C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! » 2020: «... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. »
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Ah I C what you did there
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.
They all gave me some weird stairs.
I bet you didn't c that one coming
Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
hahaha c what I did there
I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C
It’s because we can’t see in the dark.
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
They say I before E except after C.
I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.
All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
I got an interview and told them I was proficient in C and C-sharp.
Turns out that wasn't good enough to be a pianist
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you
This D because you deserve it
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Darlings you got to let me know. Should I shave or should I grow? If I shave there could be stubble, and if I grow it could be double. So c’mon and let me know ohhhh..
In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...
Is it cool if I turn on the a.c.?
I think I clogged my sink :c
I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
E y e r o n i c
So I went to the eye doctor today
she was blind in one eye
Oh, the eyerony!
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I before E except after C doesn't always apply...
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the “C” section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
"I" before "E" except after "C".
I parked in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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