After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
It cost him an arm and a leg...
The ones that were down under.
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
Axolittles.
Because they are G-I-ants
G'day ween
Agstralia.
Good eye, mate
The entire stock - wiped out
I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
He was caught in the ACT
would that give you a colon oz copy?
It dingo well
Check, mate.
Checkmate.
Can I get the check, mate?
Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
Boomer rang
The LAN down under.
Seems fishy but it's true.
Boomer rang
A pineapple cake
Black Friday
They call it Boo-Meringue.
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
Still a bidet, mate
Comets.
Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.
He said, "First you have to sneak up on them VERY slowly."
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
He was a good old chum, said his friend.
They aren't koalafied.
My friend says, did y'all know that in Australia they have a store called yute-r-us?
And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.
“Why don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;
but he stuck to his denial,
“You think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.
Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.
My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said “Well if the Foux shits...”
In Australia:
Jack: Joe, can you go to the board meeting, take my place and vote?
Joe: Ok, but I may not vote exactly as you would, Jack.
Jack: Why?
Joe: Because you are asking me to be ... a proxy, mate!
He wanted to see world peas.
Ab-Original!
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
Agstralia
I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
