A stable relationship 🐎
Or the farts you hold in.
Haven't laughed in two years.
We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.
It’s hit or miss.
Now I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.
It had it's ups and downs.
Love means nothing to them.
One suggested secretly running away together to get married, but the suggestion was shot down when the other said, "we cantaloupe!"
but nothing was really concrete
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
I screamed, "Lego of me!"
Even derricks are hooked up
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring.
I guess you could say that was some Swift work.
Date a horse.
This worries me heavily, it could either be my wife or my girlfriend!
I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.
